Monkey Related

(1) Q: How do you fix a broken chimp?
A: With a monkey wrench!

(2) Q: Why are monkeys so noisy?
A: They were raised in a zoo!

(3) Q: What’s black and dangerous and lives in a tree?
A: A monkey with a machine gun.

(4) Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.