Crow
Q: What is a crowbar?
A: A place where crows go to get a drink!
Q: Why do seagulls live near the sea?
A: If they lived near the bay, they'd be baygels.
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken.
Q. What goes peck, peck, peck, and boom?
A. A chicken in a mine field.
Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip?
A: To a mewseum.
Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing, scratching cat fight?
A: Claude.
Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day?
A: Mice cream.
Q: What do you call it when a cat bites?
A: Catnip!
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