Cat Related

(1) Q: What's a cat's favorite food?
A: Petatoes!

(2) Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do?
A: Light mouse work.

(3) Q: What kind of cats lay around the house?
A: Car-pets!

(4) Q: What's a cat's second favorite food?
A: Spa-catti!

(5) Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

(6) Q: How do cats buy things?
A: From a cat-alogue!