Saturday, March 3, 2007
Random art related short stories & short funny jokes
(1) How many artists does it take to change a light bulb?Ten. One to change it, and nine to reassure him about how good it looks.How many modern artists does it take to change a light bulb?Four. One to throw bulbs against the wall, one to pile hundreds of them in a heap and spray-paint it orange, one to glue light bulbs to a cocker spaniel, and one to put a bulb in the socket and fill the room with light while all the critics and buyers are watching the fellow smashing the bulbs against the wall, the fellow with the spray-gun, and the cocker spaniel.
(2) Mona Lisa The Mona Lisa was brought up in court on charges of murder, but it turned out that she'd been framed... --------------------------------------
(3) Van Gough in a Bar Vincent van Gough walks into a bar, and the bartender asks him if he's like a drink."No thanks," says Vincent, "I've got one 'ere." --------------------------------------
(4) How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.Two. One to change it and one to throw a bucket of water out the window.Fish.How many visitors to an art gallery does it take to change a light bulb?Two. One to do it and one to say "Huh! My four-year old could've done that!"
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(2) Mona Lisa The Mona Lisa was brought up in court on charges of murder, but it turned out that she'd been framed... --------------------------------------
(3) Van Gough in a Bar Vincent van Gough walks into a bar, and the bartender asks him if he's like a drink."No thanks," says Vincent, "I've got one 'ere." --------------------------------------
(4) How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.Two. One to change it and one to throw a bucket of water out the window.Fish.How many visitors to an art gallery does it take to change a light bulb?Two. One to do it and one to say "Huh! My four-year old could've done that!"
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