Dogs Related

(1) Q: How did bulldogs get such flat noses?
A: From chasing cars.

(2) Q: What has got four legs and an arm?
A: A Rottweiler in a playground.

(3) Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car?
A: Put him in the front seat.

(4) Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats?
A: Bone appetite!

(5) Q: Why did the dog cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken’s day off.

(6) Q: Why is a dog's nose in the middle of its face?
A: Because it's the scenter.

(7) Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A: It stole the show!

(8) Q: When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?
A: When the door is open.

(9) Q: What kind of dog does a Dracula like?
A: A Bloodhound.

(10) Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?
A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

(11) Q: Why is a dog longer in the morning than in the evening?
A: Because it is let out in the morning and taken in at night.
(12) Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?
A: RUFF!

(13) Q: What goes "krab, krab, krab"?
A: A dog barking in a mirror

(14) Q: What side of the dog has the most fur?
A: The Outside.

(15) Q: Why does a dog wag its tail?
A: No one else will do it for them.

(16) Q: Why don't dogs make good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet.