Dogs Related

(1) Q: How did bulldogs get such flat noses?
A: From chasing cars.

(2) Q: What has got four legs and an arm?
A: A Rottweiler in a playground.

(3) Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car?
A: Put him in the front seat.

(4) Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats?
A: Bone appetite!

(5) Q: Why did the dog cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken’s day off.

(6) Q: Why is a dog's nose in the middle of its face?
A: Because it's the scenter.

(7) Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A: It stole the show!

(8) Q: When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?
A: When the door is open.

(9) Q: What kind of dog does a Dracula like?
A: A Bloodhound.

(10) Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?
A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

(11) Q: Why is a dog longer in the morning than in the evening?
A: Because it is let out in the morning and taken in at night.
(12) Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?
A: RUFF!

(13) Q: What goes "krab, krab, krab"?
A: A dog barking in a mirror

(14) Q: What side of the dog has the most fur?
A: The Outside.

(15) Q: Why does a dog wag its tail?
A: No one else will do it for them.

(16) Q: Why don't dogs make good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet.

William-Shakespeare

A wretched soul, bruised with adversity,We bid be quiet when we hear it cry; But were we burdened with like weight of pain,As much or more we should ourselves complain.
William Shakespeare
Action is eloquence.
William Shakespeare
And since you know you cannot see yourself,so well as by reflection, I, your glass,will modestly discover to yourself,that of yourself which you yet know not of.
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And thus I clothe my naked villainyWith old odd ends, stol'n forth of holy writ;And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.
William Shakespeare
Assume a virtue, if you have it not.
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Be great in act, as you have been in thought.
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Blow, blow, thou winter windThou art not so unkind,As man's ingratitude.
William Shakespeare
Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without conceitedness, novel without falsehood.
William Shakespeare
For they are yet ear-kissing arguments.
William Shakespeare
Free from gross passion or of mirth or angerconstant in spirit, not swerving with the blood,garnish'd and deck'd in modest compliment,not working with the eye without the ear,and but in purged judgement trusting neither?Such and so finely bolted didst thou seem.
William Shakespeare
Glory is like a circle in the water,Which never ceaseth to enlarge itself,Till by broad spreading it disperses to naught.
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God bless thee; and put meekness in thy mind, love, charity, obedience, and true duty!
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He who has injured thee was either stronger or weaker than thee. If weaker, spare him; if stronger, spare thyself.
William Shakespeare
His life was gentle; and the elementsSo mixed in him, that Nature might stand up,And say to all the world, THIS WAS A MAN!
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How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees.
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How use doth breed a habit in a man.
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I am not bound to please thee with my answers.
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I did never know so full a voice issue from so empty a heart: but the saying is true 'The empty vessel makes the greatest sound'.
William Shakespeare
I dote on his very absence.
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I feel within me a peace above all earthly dignities, a still and quiet conscience.
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I hate ingratitude more in a manthan lying, vainness, babbling, drunkenness,or any taint of vice whose strong corruptioninhabits our frail blood.
William Shakespeare
I must be cruel only to be kind;Thus bad begins, and worse remains behind.
William Shakespeare